Frankie’s hot tub fantasy turns to mash

It was the moment he had been waiting for since he clapped eyes on the young buxom blonde beauties when they entered the Big Brother house.

But unfortunately for Frankie Cocozza, his jacuzzi moment with twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon wasn’t exactly what he expected it would be.

The X Factor reject couldn’t wait to strip off and jump in the hot tub with the Playboy Playmates having admired them from afar fro the past six days.

Glass of champagne in hand, he sunk into the bubbles right next to the girls and could scarcely believe his luck at his close proximity to the bikini-clad beauties.

But any hopes of a flirtatious chat were soon dashed when he was joined by new best friend Kirk Norcross and Kirk’s new crush, glamour model Georgia Salpa and Natasha Giggs – and the conversation turned to the great British cuisine.

Karissa and Kristina mentioned that they had eaten beans on toast for the first time last night, something which Kirk found incredible.

He turned to Frankie and explained it to him as though he misheard or hadn’t understood, to which the bad boy said to the girls: ‘You’ve never had beans on toast? That’s a standard meal over here.’

Karissa said, ‘It was so good’, but then Kirk said they needed to try ‘chips, cheese and gravy’.

Looking baffled, Karissa turned to her twin and said, ‘like chilli cheese fries?’

Kirk then asked them if they’d had a roast dinner since they had arrived in the UK, but the girls shook their head.

Kirk added: ‘On a Sunday, every single person in the UK has the same thing, a roast dinner with roast chicken, roast vegetables, mashed potato, gravy,’

Frankie then asked if they’d ever had a donor kebab as the conversation turned towards takeaway food with the girls declaring that they loved Chinese food.