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“Oh bugger, my TVs on the blink and I could be doing with a new xbox controller. My trainers are a bit worn and my ipod is 3 years old. I think I need to go shop-ping…… LONDON STYLE!!!!!! I‟ll text my pals and get them to meet me at Comet which is next to Next (no pun intended) at 10pm. I‟ll bring the shopping trolley, they can bring the muscle. Come to think of it, I can text everybody in my contact list and get a shopping list together, or just put all my swag on Ebay. Is this what was going through folks minds when they decided to riot?! Protest? My arse!!
Everybody has the right to peaceful protest, but to start rioting is well out of order. What were they rioting for? The million dollar question! Some folk are saying they were rioting because they have no future, other say because of Government cuts. What a load of crap. They were rioting because, they could. They knew the police wouldn‟t fight back. The teachers at school have their hands tied behind their backs when it comes to discipline, parents tend to more like friends and let kids away with everything and the courts give slaps on the wrists as punishments for crimes com-mitted. These rioters are not afraid of the law. They have no boundaries. On the first 3 nights of violence I sat and watched the police stand back and watch them looting and setting fires. Telling folk to go home and threats of “your images will be on cctv” simply don‟t work. Give them a bloody good kickin, that‟s what I say. For once in my life I‟m on the side of the police.
Got some jokes about the riot?
Here‟s some of mine : Spurs have signed a new striker, BagatelliI was in London today when I noticed a man running with a chicken Tikka Masala. Think he got the wrong idea when his mate said lets go rob Currys”
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“Why cant some folk not understand that sometimes “I cant be bothered!” is a perfect reason for not wanting to do something. No, I don’t want to go shopping, no i don’t want to take the dog out and no, i certainly don’t want to do the bloody dishes. What I want to do is sit on my backside n talk 2 folk I’ve never met on my xbox and pop them off with a head shot using my sniper rifle on black ops. If I can be bothered, of course.” Rant over
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“Why do some women walk about the house in their bare feet then complain their feet are cold?” Rant over
DYRT’s Daily Ranter
